9.08.2009

09.09.09

Nine.
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Granted this is usually a special celebratory time for me-
It is my birthday.
But...
this one is extra special:
I get the 9-9-09.
I am turning 27 which is divisible by 9 three times. and (2+7=9)
also: As my father pointed out it is the 252nd day of the year...
which is also divisible by 9 and (2+5+2=9!)
neat huh!

ENOUGH!
(This is really based off the Christian Calendar(Gregorian Calendar)... so *shrug*
In the Hebrew Calendar it is: 5769, Elul, 20
in Islamic Calendar it is: 1430 Ramadan, 19
in Persian calendar it is: 1388 Shahrivar, 18
and so on and so forth:
just go here:http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/calendar/

Fuckit. It is still really neat. Maybe I'll turn into a
Laotian Rock Rat or a Pumpkin.

I am going to the Bronx Zoo with Bob and Tash, and they can't say
anything while I squeak and gush about all the critters. Then more friends are coming over to eat things like Scallops and Artichokes and lemon butter.



Just sit back, relax...and enjoy.
*curtsy*

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yup... just about...

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perfect.

8.24.2009

Why Skunks and Artichokes?

Well...
since you asked.
There are things in this world that are highly misunderstood.
maybe even unlovable!
but with some time, one can learn to love even the ugly, unlovable, inedible
things in this world- and it become a passion to them.
Take Skunks and Artichokes- don't change them! Learn the beauty! Love!
YUMMY!
Here I illustrate:
SKUNKS:

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What hated creatures! I know that they are smelly- trust me. I've had first hand experience with the other end. Had to smell that ALL up in my grandparents house last x-mas just cause one of her rat terriers had to bite and chase the skunk.
Still. it was okay. *we tried everything with the dog...tomato juice, bath, deskunk wash...*
Really- They are loving, cuddling, amazing and beautiful little animals. Sure, they'll spray your ass with something that will make you think for a LONG time if you threaten them or their family...
but shouldn't we all?

and here I present ARTICHOKES!:
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Okay... It is a huge over grown thistle spikey plant...
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but I bow deep and low to its yummy.
You can kill me, but not until I finish my artichoke.

Throw some lemon garlic butter on that!
(which intensifies the yummy on most things, period... For true.)

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Also: My family used to catch dungeness crab in the Pacific Ocean and Puget Sound in the Pacific North West. *where I lived before Brooklyn.*
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My favorite meal by the way is still a crab and an artichoke. Period.
Has been since I was five.

You can love everything.... really.
I hated Cucumber and Papaya up until last year... Now I literally cant live without them!
You just have to find a "gateway drug" into understanding and lovin' something.

ie. Gazpacho, Greek cucumber salad and Kirby Cucumbers for me... and dried Papaya and Durian for loving Papaya...

Let us raise our glass of Ouzo *maybe you didn't add enough ice?* or Port *maybe you tried the Tawny one that tastes like prune juice?* or Tamarind juice (or whatever you are holding in your hand)
and let us toast the things we hate! and let us at least have an understanding and appreciation of them before we die.
Who knows?! You may even find your new favorite food/animal/thing.
and that is worth everything.

6.16.2009

Poisonous Mammals

A few years ago, while looking up the Platypus, I discovered something I've never heard of-
that the males in this species actually have a poison spine located on the back hind legs.

Got me thinking... Are there any other poisonous Mammals?

There are!

First let us examine the Platypus.

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These creatures are rather amazing- and quite possibly the weirdest animals we have right now on the planet!
They are a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal, that has the bill of a duck, the tail of a beaver, and otter-like webbed feet.
as Wikipedia notes:
Monotremes (see also echidna for the other species) are the only mammals known to have a sense of electroreception: they locate their prey in part by detecting electric fields generated by muscular contractions. The Platypus' electroreception is the most sensitive of any monotreme.

They are carnivorous, eating only insects and small creatures in their habitiat.

These critters hatch from eggs, and then raise their babies on milk- Though they lack nipples! The milk forms from glands on their bellies producing small pools of milk on their stomachs.
The female Platypus has two overies- but only one of the two is funtional.

The male Platypus has poisonous spines on it's hind legs. (not deadly, but painful)

So what else in the Mammal kingdom is poisonous?
These little fellas deliver a painful *not deadly* poison bite:
(I realize coming from me- and my family's history with shrew jokes, this might seem like I am shitting you... but I am not!)

Eurasian water shrew:
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Northern Short-tailed Shrew:
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Southern Short-tailed Shrew & Elliot's Short-tailed Shrew
*which look too much like the Northern Short-tailed Shrew for me to delineate a photo...*

and last but not least!
The rare, the long snooted...
Solenodon!
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There has been theory that poisonous mammals used to be more common and had more of an evolutionary need... But these little ones are the last of their kind.

Bite bite bite bite!
*and in the case of Platypus... kick kick kick!)

6.13.2009

sharkies.

Sharks have been one of my favorite creatures for a long long time.
They are unusual, come in many different shapes and sizes and have
lasted through several different extinctions.

I first got into sharks sometime around age 8 or so when I decided I wanted to be a Marine Biologist. The library at NOAA where my father worked had many great books on Marine Biology *obviously*
and I spent my summers looking to the ocean.
Quickly I discovered my undying passion for Sharks and their many forms.
Also- Around that same time, I learned of the last major shark discovery: the Megamouth
shark. (discovered Nov. 15th 1976)

This was the first picture I saw:
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I wanted to swim with these gentle giants. Touch their rough skin.
Then and there I vowed never to eat a shark.

New sharks are being discovered all the time! In these Islands near Papua New Guinea and Indonesia, they have recently discovered two new Wobbegong shark species- *see pics below*
This is a picture of the Raja Ampat Islands- What I wouldn't give to spend a month there!
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Everyone fears sharks- but not all *in fact most sharks* are not dangerous.

See?

Kids petting a nurse shark! (which have actually bitten humans, but never killed.)
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Also- They are one of the only animals that (very) rarely suffers from cancer.
here is some info on that:
National Geographic Article

and here is a website that is a good resource for more shark information:
ReefQuest Center for Shark Research

I would like to introduce you to some of my favorite friends (maybe there is a shark you've never heard of?:

Cigar Shark- This is the smallest shark. It fits into the palm of your hand and lives very deep in the ocean.
cute!
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The Goblin Shark:
Deep sea dweller... Only a face a mother could love. Extremely rare, unprotected shark. It is the only shark in the family Mitsukurinidae- Some of it's closest relatives are in the fossil record.
One was caught on the Australian coast with two new species of tape-worm found inside it's body. wow.
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The Frill Shark:
Frilly! Also known as the Eel Shark- It's depth ranges from 100- 1,300 meters below sea level.
They have a life span of roughly 25 years... They eat squids, carrion and small fish.
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Hammerhead Shark:
These creatures actually gather in spots and sometimes swim in schools. The wide nose detects subtle electrical current put off by other animals- assisting in finding hidden prey.
It's mouth is relatively small even though it is quite fierce, making attacks on humans rare and not fatal. *33 attacks since 1500's and no deaths*
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Crocodile Shark:
Very secretive non harmful sharkie!
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Saw Nose Shark:
They eat small fish and crustaceans. Very prehistoric looking!
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Whale Shark:
The largest shark in the ocean is also the most gentle. It is a filter feeder living only on plankton.
It can live up to 70 years, and grow to 40 feet in length.
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Megamouth shark:
One of the rarest sharks, there have only been 43 recorded sitings. Ten of which were around the waters of Japan. (the first was found in Hawaiian waters)
It's diet consists of small fish and plankton. It's mouth is lined with small photophores to help lure its prey.
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Wide-eyed Thresher Shark:
What is cuter than a shark with large glassy black eyes and a long tail?
NOTHING.
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Basking Shark:
My personal fave! It is also a filter feeder like the Whale and Megamouth. It is the second largest shark after the Whale shark.
One major difference is that it has a glorious snoot. My own description would not do this creature justice:
Go here : Wikipedia on Basking sharks
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Wobbegong or Carpet Shark:
Bottom dwelling shark with barbs on the front of it's mouth. It is not dangerous, but if provoked or stepped on it can latch on to your ankle. *and apparently isn't easy to get off*
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Here is an amazing child dressed up like a Wobbegong shark.
This photo makes me want to have children:
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On Shark attacks:

*Of the 360 species of shark just don't swim with these: Tiger shark, Bull Shark, Great white Shark, and Oceanic White Tip reef shark. The first three have basically contributed to 99.8% of fatal shark attacks. (The Tiger and the Bull are the most dangerous to humans by far!
Here is what they look like for reference:

Tiger Shark:
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Bull Shark: *which is sorta non-descriptive to the un-sharkified eye, but they are so dangerous cause they can swim in fresh water as well as salt and have been found 2,220 miles up the Amazon River. They love shallow waters, and this may be a reason why it is considered the most dangerous of all the sharks.
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here is wikipedia info on this creature:
Bull Shark

Remember- More people die from bee stings and lightning strikes than sharks.

Now you know a little bit more about sharkies that you did before!
Meet one!